To the girl behind the camera making all of us naked chicks smile like a bunch of prancing idiots, we love you @megbatphoto HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😁😁😁😁😁 @arkswimwear (on the bottom) 👙 @mothernature (on the top) 👌🏾
This is a serious series of questions: How in the world are you supposed to wear these tiny sunglasses that do not help with sun blockage at all? Where do I look when they’re balancing on the tip of my nose? Where on my nose do I put them? Why are they so uselessly tiny? How did this become a trend? They really just hover on your face? I need answers 🤔 in all honesty I find these worse than the indoor brunch hat...equally unnecessary but somehow worse..they alsoooo remind me of a blogger version of balancing a spoon on your nose. 🥄👃🏽 and don’t worry, I’m also aware that at this point I’ve spent way too much time thinking about mini glasses, but it’s a serious issue and affecting my work 🤦🏽♀️ help.
Got to work early and decided to listen to Jimmy Eat World instead of my usual murder podcast 🔪 Apparently I’m a much better person when I don’t start my day off with 2 hours of murder, who knew 🤷🏽♀️ also, thank god I remembered to pack my air guitar 😎
A reminder to myself and anyone who needs it..stop being so damn serioussssss 🤪🤪🤪life’s a lot more fun when you’re laughing at yourself. Happy weekend, I hope it’s full of smiles and sunshine! ☀️😁💛 @aaron_haxton
Had the most magical day with @dosist at their new wellness oasis on abbot kinney 🌱 We spent the day snacking, stretching, spa-ing, and learning about the endocannabinoid system 🧠 Basically all the most important things in life. 💁🏽♀️ If you’re ever passing through Venice I highly recommend stopping in, they’re super friendly and genuinely want to help you understand what’s best and safe for your body 👩🏽🔬 My favorites from their line so far are calm, arouse, and sleep..has anyone tried them or have any favorites? 🧚🏼♀️
When you’re trying to work on your summer bod but skinny birds won’t stop offering you crackers 🦜🙄 and yes, I spent my entire lunch break talking to plastic parrot earrings...things are going really great, and I’m most definitely emotionally stable 👌🏾