This is a serious series of questions: How in the world are you supposed to wear these tiny sunglasses that do not help with sun blockage at all? Where do I look when they’re balancing on the tip of my nose? Where on my nose do I put them? Why are they so uselessly tiny? How did this become a trend? They really just hover on your face? I need answers 🤔 in all honesty I find these worse than the indoor brunch hat...equally unnecessary but somehow worse..they alsoooo remind me of a blogger version of balancing a spoon on your nose. 🥄👃🏽 and don’t worry, I’m also aware that at this point I’ve spent way too much time thinking about mini glasses, but it’s a serious issue and affecting my work 🤦🏽♀️ help.
Got to work early and decided to listen to Jimmy Eat World instead of my usual murder podcast 🔪 Apparently I’m a much better person when I don’t start my day off with 2 hours of murder, who knew 🤷🏽♀️ also, thank god I remembered to pack my air guitar 😎
A reminder to myself and anyone who needs it..stop being so damn serioussssss 🤪🤪🤪life’s a lot more fun when you’re laughing at yourself. Happy weekend, I hope it’s full of smiles and sunshine! ☀️😁💛 @aaron_haxton
Had the most magical day with @dosist at their new wellness oasis on abbot kinney 🌱 We spent the day snacking, stretching, spa-ing, and learning about the endocannabinoid system 🧠 Basically all the most important things in life. 💁🏽♀️ If you’re ever passing through Venice I highly recommend stopping in, they’re super friendly and genuinely want to help you understand what’s best and safe for your body 👩🏽🔬 My favorites from their line so far are calm, arouse, and sleep..has anyone tried them or have any favorites? 🧚🏼♀️
When you’re trying to work on your summer bod but skinny birds won’t stop offering you crackers 🦜🙄 and yes, I spent my entire lunch break talking to plastic parrot earrings...things are going really great, and I’m most definitely emotionally stable 👌🏾
Happy 80 degrees and sunny California! 💃🏽 Thank you for finally reminding us why we’re willing to sit in 4 1/2 hours of traffic a day, and pay comical amounts of money for shoe box inspired living. Missed you ☀️🙌🏽
A bunch of internet strangers told me to eat, so I figured I’d give this whole “meal” thing a try 🙄🤦🏽♀️ seriously though, I feel so lucky to be happy and healthy, and I genuinely wish that for everyone else. I’ve always had a great relationship with food. I eat what I want, when I want, and then I work out to keep everything balanced...very simple. I’ve gained weight, I’ve lost weight, and I’m never too hard on myself. I know that I’ve worked hard for my body, and confidence comes along with that. As long as I know I’m doing what I can, no one else’s opinion matters. Everyone obviously has their own idea on what’s attractive, so I never take offense to people saying I don’t look the way they want me to. It would be crazyyyy to think you could please everyone. If you’re happy and healthy, good for you! If you’re not, maybe it’s time to get off Instagram and make a change..my guess is if you’re always critiquing other people, you’re probably not that nice to yourself...and that’s no fun! Let’s just be good to ourselves and each other, why not? ❤️